A lonely cowboy nobody knew walks into a mining town bar.
He orders two drinks, which he downs slowly.
When he finished drinking, he paid the bartender and walked out to see that his horse with all his stuff was missing.
He turns around, walks back into the bar, pulls his guns from his holster, and shoots them in the air.
“Ever one of you cow dung stole my horse better have it back by the time I finish my next drink, otherwise I am going to have to do what I did in Texas. And trust me, I don’t want ever to do that again.”
The stranger finishes his drink, walks out and his horse is there where he left it. He got up on it when the bartender and the bar patrons ran out after him.
He returns to the bar, gets another drink, and slowly drinks it. The people in the bar started murmuring, talking among themselves, and looking at the stranger with fear in their eyes.
The stranger finishes his drink, walks out and his horse is there where he left it. He then stood up as the bartender and bar patrons ran after him.
The bartender said, “Sir, we are sorry for what happened. But please tell us what happened in Texas after someone stole your horse?”
The stranger looked at him and said, “I had to walk home.”
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An Old Cowboy Walks Into a Barbershop in Montana
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Montana for a shave and a haircut.
He asked the barber: “Please take a good look at my face, you will see that I have hollow cheeks.”
He replied: “Yes, I can see from this far, they are quite prominent.”
The old man: “No matter how hard I try, I never get a close shave. The bristle in my hollow cheeks always gave me a feeling that it was an incomplete shave.”
Barber replied: “Don’t worry, sir, I’ll give you the cleanest shave you’ve ever had.”
The old man sat down in a chair.
The barber after lathering his face gave him a small wooden ball and told him to put it in his mouth.
When Barber was shaving the right side of the face, he told him to move the ball towards his right cheek.
He continued to shave, and after some time he said now moved the ball toward his left cheek.
The whole process continued until the shaving was completed.
Barber moved his hand all over the face of the old man, he seemed quite happy and satisfied and told him, he could take out the ball from his mouth.
The old man to check his shave, moved his hand all over his face and expressed satisfaction.
He returned the wooden ball to the barber and gave him a generous tip.
As the old man was leaving, he casually inquired: “I’m just curious if someone accidentally swallowed the ball, what would you do?”
He responded with a subtle smile: “Sir, don’t worry, such things do happen quite often, but they return the ball the next day. The ball that you have used today, was returned to me last evening.”
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