As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked him, “Are you a real cowboy?”
To which he replied, “Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences. I guess I am.”
After a short while, he asked her what she was.
She replied that she was a lesbian because she spent her whole day thinking about women.
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A man sat down next to him and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
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To which he replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a lesbian.”
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A brunette and a blonde see a dead bird
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. “Awww, look at the dead birdie,” she says sadly.
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The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, “Where? Where?”