A couple of blondes got lost at the mall.

A couple of blondes got lost at the mall.

So, they go to the map, where they see a red arrow that says, “YOU ARE HERE.”

One of the blondes looks at the others and says,

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“Wow! How do they know that?”

I went to a pub and ordered a beer

I went to a pub and ordered a beer.

What is the wifi password?

“Oh no,” the bartender said

“There’s no wifi in here; people used to sit talking in pubs about their day, their families, work, politics, music, the lot – now people just stare at their phones and it breaks my heart to see; therefore, no wifi in this pub.”

“Ohhhh, you are right! Ï said and I put my phone away.

“Thank you,” the bartender said, “In this pub I want you to act as you would thirty or forty years ago.”

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So I lit a cigarette, gave him $1 for the beer, and said, “No problem.”