A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested,
“I’m looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?”
The matchmaker said, “What exactly are you looking for?”
“Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, and good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour if I don’t go out. Be able to tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.”
The matchmaker entered the information into the computer and, in a matter of moments, handed the result to the woman.
The result read, “Buy a television.”
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Jay was having trouble with his computer.
So he called the computer guy, over to his desk.
He clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, Jay called after him, “So, what was wrong?”
He replied, “It was an “ID ten T” error.”
A puzzled expression ran over Jay`s face. “An “ID ten T” error? What`s that?.. in case I need to fix it again.”
“Haven`t you ever heard of an “ID ten T” error before?”
“No,” replied Jay.
“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you`ll figure it out.”
He wrote….. I D 1 0 T
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Darling, it is a computer, not a husband.
