A class goes on a school field trip to a museum.
A little boy breaks a vase and then reads about its history.
He pretends it never happened.
The school went on with the field trip until security stopped the boy and confronted him.
The teacher asks the boy, “Why didn’t you tell someone you broke the vase.”
The boy replies, “I didn’t think it would matter, it said it was priceless.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
A Lawyer and a Naughty Little Boy
A lawyer is trying to call his clients.
The phone rings and their little boy whispers, “Hello.”
L = Lawyer
B = Little Boy
L: “Is your mother here?”
B: (whisper) “Yes.”
L: “Can I speak with her?”
B: (whisper) “She’s busy.”
L: “Is your father here?”
B: (whisper) “Yes.”
L: “Can I speak with him?”
B: (whisper) “He’s busy.”
L: “Is there anyone else?”
B: (whisper) “Firefighters.”
L: “Can I talk to one of them?”
B: (whisper) They’re busy.
L: “Is there anyone else?”
B: (whisper) “The police department.”
L: “Well, can I talk to one of THEM?”
B: (whisper) “They’re busy.”
L: “Let me make it clear, your mom, dad, firefighters, and police are ALL in your house and they are ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?”
B: (whisper) “They’re looking for me.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
