A city fisherman was out fishing in a small boat on a lake.
He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror.
The man rowed over curiously and asked, “What is the mirror for?”
“That’s my secret way of catching fish,” said the other man. “Shine the mirror above the water. The fish notice the sunspot on the water above and they swim to the surface. Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the boat.”
“Wow! Does that really work?”
“You bet it does.”
“Are you interested in selling that mirror? I’ll give you $30 for it.”
“Well, okay.”
After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked, “By the way, how many fish have you caught this week?
“You are the sixth,” he said.
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A 72-year-old man goes fishing.
A 72-year-old man named Mark wanted to spend the weekend away from his family, so he decided to rent a cabin upstate and spend the mini-vacation fishing.
He loves to fish because it helps to relax his nerves.
Early on Saturday morning, the man got into the water with his boat and began fishing but didn’t manage to catch anything.
After waiting in his boat for hours, he heard a strange voice.
“Please, pick me up,” the voice sweetly said.
Mark thought he was dreaming and continued fishing.
He finally caught a big fish and as he celebrated he heard the voice again.
Only this time, it was a bit louder.
“Pick me up,” said the voice.
Mark was losing his mind at this point and was searching for what was talking.
Unfortunately, he found nothing.
He was ready to return to his cabin when he heard the voice again.
He quickly turned around and spotted a tiny frog on the surface of the water staring at him.
Mark was shocked.
After a few minutes of silence, Mark asked the frog if it was talking to him and the creature replied: “Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me, and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.”
The frog kept trying to persuade Mark to kiss it, promising to become the most beautiful woman in the entire world.
The frog teased, “I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride.”
Mark stared at the frog for a moment and immediately picked it up and threw it into his pocket.
The frog got angry and yelled at Mark, calling him stupid for missing out on such a fantastic offer.
The frog asked why he would give up having a beautiful woman by his side.
Mark opened his pocket, looked at the frog, and said, “Nah, at my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”
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