A Chinese man walks into a bar

A Chinese man walks into a bar

A Chinese man walks into a bar and starts drinking a beer. The man next to him asks, “Do you know Kung Fu? Or Karate? Taekwondo? Any martial arts maybe?”

The Chinese man replies in disgust, “You think that just because I’m Chinese I know martial arts? That’s r…a…c..i..s….t!”\

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“Good, because you’re drinking my beer,” was all the Chinese man heard, before he got knocked out with a punch.

Little Johnny Failed on mathematics

Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”

Son: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.”

Father: “So?”

Son: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8

And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8…

If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”