A child asked his father, “How were people born?”

A child asked his father, “How were people born?”

So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, and then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”

Then the child asked his mother the same question, and she told him, “We were monkeys then and we evolved to become like we are now.”

The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”

His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

LOL!!

A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”

A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”

“That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.

After dinner, the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”

“Oh, nothing,” the boy says.

“There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

LOL!!