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A child asked his father how people were born

A child asked his father, “How were people born?”

So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”

The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”

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His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

A blonde goes to an ice cream parlor.

A blonde goes to an ice cream parlor.

man says, “No, no, madam. You don’t understand. We have run out of chocolate.”

“Oh,” replies the blonde. “Then I’ll just have chocolate.”

The man behind the counter looks at the lady and says, “OK, spell ‘van,’ as in ‘vanilla.’ ”

So, the blonde spells “V-A-N.”

“All right,” says the ice cream man, “spell ‘straw,’ as in ‘strawberry.’ ”

The blonde says, “OK. S-T-R-A-W.”

“Good!” says the man. “Now spell ‘f…u….c…k,’ as in ‘chocolate.’ ”

The blonde looks at the man and says, “But there’s no ‘f…..u…..c…..k’ in ‘chocolate.’ ”

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The man shouts, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you,!”

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