A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
“Now, class. Observe the worms closely,’ said the teacher putting a worm first into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
He added the second worm to the whiskey.
It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
“Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?” the teacher asked.
Johnny, who naturally sits at the back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms.”
He twisted painfully and quickly sank to the ground, dead as a doornail.
“What lesson can we learn from this experience?” asks the teacher.
Johnny, who of course was sitting in the back, raised his hand and wisely replied, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms.”
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The Teacher Asked Little Johnny.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four,” the little Johnny replies.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven,” replies little Johnny.
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your father did a very good job. What comes after ten? ”
“A jack,” Johnny replies.
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