For an experiment, a chemistry teacher takes out a $20 bill and put it in a bottle of ethanol. He then asks his students if it will dissolve.
A student raises his hand to answer.
Student: No it won’t dissolve sir.
Teacher: Really good! Now can you explain to the rest of the class why?
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Student: You’re so cheap, there’s no way you would’ve sacrificed that $20.
A blonde walks into an appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store, approaches the man behind the counter, and says “I’d like that TV please.”
The cashier replies “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes.”
The next day, she woke up, filled her hair with charcoal, went to the same store, and asked the same man for the same TV. “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes here.”
The next day, she got up, went to the hair salon, get her hair dyed red, and went to the same store and asked for the SAME THING.
The cashier responded, “Why do you keep coming back if you know we don’t serve blondes?”
At this point the blonde was furious. “How the hell do you know I’m blonde?”.
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The cashier looked her straight eye, and explained, “that’s not a TV, that’s a microwave oven.”
