A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
“Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, as happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey.
It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
“Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?” the professor asked.
Little Johnny, who naturally sits in the back, raised his hand and wisely responded…
“Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”
LOL!!
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A teacher was giving a lesson to her class.
A math teacher was giving a lesson to her class of 6-year-olds.
She asked them, “If I have three apples and I give one to Tommy, one to Sally, and one to Billy, what do I have left?”
A boy raised his hand and said, “Two apples and three happy children.”
The teacher smiled and said, “That’s very good, but it’s not what I was looking for. Someone else?”
Another boy raised his hand and said, “One apple and three kids who want more.”
The teacher frowned and said, “That’s not very nice and it’s not what I was looking for. Someone else?”
A girl raised her hand and said, “Three apple cores and a bunch of seeds.”
The teacher sighed and said, “That’s not what I meant, either. Anyone else?”
A boy raised his hand and said, “Three fractions and a word problem.”
The teacher laughed and said, “That’s very clever, but it’s still not what I was looking for. Someone else?”
A boy raised his hand and said, “A lawsuit from the parents of the children who didn’t get apples.”
The professor gasped and said, “This is ridiculous and not what I was looking for. Anyone else?”
A girl raised her hand and said, “You have nothing left because you gave away all your apples.”
The teacher smiled and said, “That’s right, that’s the answer I was looking for. Well done!”
The girl smiled back and said, “Thank you, teacher. Can I have an apple now?”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
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