A boy goes to the corner store.
On seeing him enter, the cashier whispers to the customer he is serving, “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Just watch this.”
The cashier pulls out a single dollar coin and places it in one hand then holds a five dollar note in his other hand.
“Which one do you want?” the cashier asks the boy.
The boy looks at both for a moment before picking up the dollar coin and leaving.
“What did I tell you? The kid never learns!” the cashier laughs.
Later, as the customer is leaving he sees the same boy leaving the ice cream shop next door.
“Hey, son!” he shouts out. “Can I ask you why you never take the five-dollar note?”
The boy licks his ice cream and replies, “Because the day I take the five-dollar note, the game is over!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A boy was caught fishing by a game warden
A boy named Little Johnny with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game warden.
The game warden asked the boy, “May I see your fishing license, please?”
“No, sir,” the boy replied.
“I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?!”
“Yes. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ’em swim ’round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take ’em home.”
“What a line of baloney… you’re under arrest.”
Little Johnny said, “It’s the truth, I’ll show you! We do this all the time!!”
“WE do, now, do WE?” smirked the warden.
“PROVE it!”
The Little Johnny released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”
“Well, WHUT?” said Little Johnny.
The warden asked, “When are you going to call em back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH,” replied the warden!
“Whut fish?” asked Little Johnny.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
