A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After dinner, the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says.
“There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
LOL!!
A Little Boy Goes to the Zoo With Dad
A little boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.
He wondered where all the other animals were but was still happy to see the horses.
“Great,” the boy replied.
“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.
“Great,” the boy replied.
“Did you and your father have a good time?” His mother asked.
“Yes, Daddy especially liked it,” the boy exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Little Johnny is sitting on a bench
Little Johnny is sitting on a bench