A boy asked a beautiful girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied loudly, “I don’t want to spend a night with you!”
All the people in the library started staring at the boy and he was so embarrassed!
A few minutes later, the girl walked up to the boy and told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?”
The boy said loudly, “$300 for one night? That’s too much!”
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the boy whispered, “I study Law and I know how to make someone guilty.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A newlywed couple moves into their new house.
A newly married couple moves into their new house.
One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?”
The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?”
A few days pass, and he comes home from work, his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think a new battery is needed. Could you change it for me? ”
He says, “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?”
Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard.
The wife finds a leak in the roof.
She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?”
He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?”
The next day the husband comes home and the roof is fixed.
So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened.
“Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she says.
“Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls.
The wife says, “Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him.”
“Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband.
“What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
