A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree

A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree

A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves shriveled and it appeared to be on its last legs. She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and demanded an explanation.

“Oh, I know exactly what’s wrong with your magnolia tree, ma’am,” said the manager.

“Good,” she replied. “What is it?”

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“Autumn!” he said.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all talking about their dreams

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all talking about what their dreams were when they were kids. The brunette says, “I wanted to be a princess. I was so dumb.”

The redhead says, “I wanted to be a movie star. I was so crazy.”

The blonde says, “I wanted to be the first person to travel around the sun, but I still haven’t given up.”

The brunette tells her, “If you came that close to the sun you would burn.”

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The blonde laughs at her, “That’s why I would go at night!