A blonde was swimming in the river

A blonde washing her clothes

Once upon a time, a blonde was swimming in the river.

A man went up to her and asked, “Why are you doing this? The blonde said, “I’m washing my clothes. Is there a problem?”

The man said, “Why don’t you try a washing machine?

The blonde replied, “I feel dizzy in the washing machine!”

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A man was hired to paint the lines on the road

A man was hired to paint the lines on the road.

On the first day, he painted ten miles, and his employers were amazed.

But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road.

Disappointed, his boss asked what the problem was.

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The man replies, “Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket.”