A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on.
She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.
She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones.
The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left.
She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.
This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair.
After a while, the blonde fell asleep in the chair.
The stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot.
Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.
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They were saying: “breath in, breath out.”
An old lady gives a boy some nuts
One day, I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady.
She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple of hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.”
“Sure.”, I replied.
Then she gave me a handful of nuts then she went back to sit with her friends.
“What a nice lady”, I thought
A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there she was again with a lot of nuts.
After about 10 minutes, she tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts.
It was a little bit weird so I asked her:
“Why don’t you eat them yourself?”
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“Because we’ve got no teeth”, she replied.
“Then why do you buy them?”, I asked.
“Oh, because we just love the chocolate around them.”
