A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she said to the blonde, “I’m sorry.
Your ticket is not valid for first class. Could you please move to your seat?”
The blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and going to New York.”
The attendant said, “That’s fine, miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.”
The blonde responded again, “I’m blonde, beautiful and I’m going to New York.”
This conversation continued, always with the same answer from the blonde.
The attendant was so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde.
The captain went and whispered something in the blonde’s ear and the blonde immediately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move.
He said, “I just told her that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”
LOL!!
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A Rich Blonde Buying A New Sports Car
Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car does not move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Angry, the rich blonde replies, “How on earth you could ask such a question!? I’m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.”
LOL!?!?
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