A blonde who wanted to earn money decided to work as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She walked to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about $50?
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials she might need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should, she was standing on it.”
Soon after, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’ve finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I still had some paint left, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porche, it’s a Ferrari.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher.
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 14-year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ‘Are you ok?’ she asks.
“Yes,” he replies.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper!!!”
“You can go play with the other kids, you know,” she said.
“It would be better if I stayed here,” he says.
“Why is that, sweetie?’ asks the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper!!!”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
