A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.
She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?”
The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It’ll take you right there.” She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”
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The blonde replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”
Highly Educated Driver
Yesterday, I booked a private taxi for the airport. When I arrived at my destination, the driver gave me his business card for future bookings.
Dr. Jimmy, PhD
Wow! I was surprised and quizzed him,
“Why are you driving a taxi with such high qualifications?”
He replied, “Dr. is the short form of Driver.“
“Then what about your PhD?”
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“I am a Private-hired Driver”
Lolllll
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