A blonde rings up an airline.
She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?”
The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute…”
The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone.
lolllll
Teacher talking to God…
Teacher fell asleep in class. Little naughty Johnny Walked Up To Him and said: “Teacher, Are You Sleeping In Class?”
Teacher: “No I Am Not Sleeping In Class.”
Little Johnny: “What Were You Doing Sir ?”
Teacher: “I Was Talking To God.”
The Next Day The Johnny Boy Fell Asleep In Class And The Same Teacher Walks Up To Him…
Teacher: “Young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class.”
Little Johnny: “No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping.”
Angry Teacher: “What Were You Doing.??”
Little Johnny: “I Was Talking To God.”
Angry Teacher: “What Did He Say??”
Little Johnny: “God Said He didn’t Spoke To You Yesterday…”
