A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.
The officer wants to ask him a few questions.
Officer: What’s 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm… 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who k-i.ll3d Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm… I don’t know
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde comes home and calls one of her friends who asks her if she got the job.
The blonde says enthusiastically: “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”
LOL!!
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she said to the blonde, “I’m sorry.
Your ticket is not valid for first class. Could you please move to your seat?”
The blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and going to New York.”
The attendant said, “That’s fine, miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.”
The blonde responded again, “I’m blonde, beautiful and I’m going to New York.”
This conversation continued, always with the same answer from the blonde.
The attendant was so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde.
The captain went and whispered something in the blonde’s ear and the blonde immediately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move.
He said, “I just told her that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
