A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.
“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.
“Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet.
“Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk.
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“Nath, they still feelth a bit tight,” the blonde replies.
Blonde parking her car on a snow day
Norman and his blonde wife live in Fargo.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say: “today, you must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” The blonde goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “Today, You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” The blonde goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park…..”, then the electricity goes out.
Norman’s wife says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do.”
Norman says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”
