A blonde’s office computer had technical issues.
IT support came over to the desk and said he needed a password to access her account.
“It’s ‘MickeyMinnieBatmanSupergirlWonderwomanLondon’” she replied.
“A bit unusual for a password, how did you come up with it?” the support dude asked.
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She said, “Because the computer said the password has to be at least 5 characters and have a capital.”
A trucker was awoken by some joggers
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while.
As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab.
“Can you tell me the time, please?” asks a jogger.
“Yeah, it’s 4:30,” answers the trucker.
He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time.
“It’s 4:40!” yells the trucker.
Deciding to really try to sleep a little, he writes on a piece of paper: I DON’T KNOW THE TIME.
He sticks the paper in his windshield. But he has awoken again.
‘It’s 5:25!” another jogger yells at him.
