A blonde ran into the hospital screaming.
A doctor came running to her aid.
To his surprise, her ears were badly burnt and red. “What happened?” he asked.
“I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang, thinking the iron was the phone I put it to my ear,” she replied.
“Oh no, but what happened to your other ear?” he asked.
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She frowned and replied, “The jerk rang back!”
A Little boy wanted to go to the toilet
A little boy wanted to go to the toilet
A little boy was in class. He raised his hand and the teacher said, “What is it, Johnny?”
Johnny said, “I’ve got to go sh…….it, ma’am.”
The teacher replied, “Johnny don’t ever talk like that in class again next time say number 2.”
Johnny says, “Yes, ma’am.”
About an hour later Johnny raises his hand again and the teacher says, “What is it now, Johnny?”
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Johnny says, “My brother has to go sh………it, what’s his number?”
