Blonde 1: I have just bought three goldfish.
Blonde 2: Have you got names for them.?
Blonde 1: Yes, I have called this one. One, This one Two, and this one Three.
Blonde 2: Why have you called them that?
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Blonde 1: Well if one and two dies, I will still have three.
Little Johnny asked Daddy why some of his hairs had turned white
Little Johnny: “Daddy; why some of your hairs have turned white?”
Father: “Every lie told by you makes one of my hairs white.”
Little Johnny: “Oh now I understood why all grandfathers’ hairs are white.”
Lol……
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