At a store, a Blonde lady stood in line waiting to pay for her items.
Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes she realized that the line wasn’t moving at all.
She shouted at the cashier, ‘Is this line going to take all day long?’
The cashier replies, ‘Please step aside ma’am and come here. You are standing behind three mannequins.’
A blonde called the Ambulance
A woman heard that her blonde friend was in the hospital
She went to visit her and found her propped up in bed with bandages over both her ears.
“What in the world happened to you?” she asked.
“It was the craziest thing,” said the blonde. “I was ironing clothes when the phone rang. Without thinking I held the iron up to my ear and said ‘hello?'”
“But what happened to your other ear?”
“I had to call the ambulance, didn’t I?”