A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don’t match, one is red and the other is white.
Her friend sees her out and says, “You know your socks don’t match, right? You’re wearing one red sock and one white sock.”
The blonde responds, “That’s so weird! I have another pair just like it in my drawer at home.”
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A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911.
A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911.
The blonde told the operator, “My neighbor’s house is on fire!”
The operator asked, “Where are you?”
The blonde answered, “At my house.”
The operator replied, “No, I’m asking how do we get there?”
The blonde said, “In a firetruck, duh!”
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