A blonde woman was getting tired of all the blonde jokes she heard.
So she dyed her hair and started proving them wrong while “undercover.”
She came across a huge herd of sheep and saw their shepherd.
“Hello! Can I have one if I can count all your sheep correctly?” She asked, seeing a chance to prove that blondes could at least do basic math.
The bored shepherd answered, “Yeah, sure.”
The blonde started to count and returned a little later.
“117”
An “I’ll be… that’s right!”
The blonde proudly took her prize and left. As she did, the shepherd grimaced.
“Wait!” shouted the shepherd.
“What?” said the blonde and stopped.
“Your hair is dyed, right?”
Getting nervous, the blonde answered, “Yeah?”
“If I can guess your original hair color, can I get my dog back?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she said to the blonde, “I’m sorry.
Your ticket is not valid for first class. Could you please move to your seat?”
The blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and going to New York.”
The attendant said, “That’s fine, miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.”
The blonde responded again, “I’m blonde, beautiful and I’m going to New York.”
This conversation continued, always with the same answer from the blonde.
The attendant was so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde.
The captain went and whispered something in the blonde’s ear and the blonde immediately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move.
He said, “I just told her that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
