A Blonde is on a flight to Sydney

A Blonde is on a flight to Sydney

A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down

The flight attendant know a bout that , and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here”.

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won’t move back to her seat.

The flight attendant tells them that they probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.

The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde”.

He goes to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are so surprised and asked him what he said:

I told her, “First class isn’t going to Sydney “

A blonde checking her answers

A blonde reports for her university final exam. The exam consists mainly of true or false questions.

She looks at the exams then takes her purse out, removes a coin, and starts tossing the coin. She marks the answer sheet ‘true’ for heads and ‘false’ for tails.

Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

During the next few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing, and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.

“I finished the exam,” she replies. “Now I’m rechecking my answers.”