Two secretaries were talking about their work.
“I hate filing,” said one.
“No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I’m looking for. I forget where I have filed them.”
“I used to have that problem too, but no more,” her blonde friend said.
“Now I make 26 copies of everything I type and file one under each letter of the alphabet. That way, I can’t miss it!”
Lolll, we hope you like this joke, have a nice day!
A Duck wanted to Buy Grapes
One day a duck walks into a store and asks the manager if they sell grapes.
The manager says, “No, we don’t sell grapes.”
The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question.
“No, we do not sell grapes.” the manager says
The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the same question. This time the manager says with an enraged face, “No, we don’t sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!”
The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails.
The manager says, “No, I don’t have any nails.” The duck says,
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“Okay, good. Do you sell grapes?”
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