A Blonde guy burned two ears…
So they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, ”I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang… So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear…”
”But how the heck did you burn the other ear?” The doctor asked.
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”They called back.”
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons.
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.
They both said they wanted pancakes. As the pancakes were almost finished and the syrup was being heated in the microwave, the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother, who was also a Sunday School teacher, saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
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Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus.
