A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.
Finally, the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.
The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls.
As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, “Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?”
“Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!”
LOL!!
A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend
A blonde calls her boyfriend, saying, “Please come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle and can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde replies, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
When he arrives, he sees puzzle pieces scattered all over the table.
He takes a moment to examine the pieces and then looks at her with a smile, “First of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won’t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let’s not stress about it. How about we have a nice cup of tea and… put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
