A blonde finds her house ransacked and burglarized.
A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized
She immediately called the police to report the crime. The police dispatcher relayed the call and a nearby patrolling K-9 unit responded first.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch.
The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder.
She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and started to moan.
“What’s the moaning all about, ma’am?” asked the officer.
The blonde replied, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a blind policeman!”
A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911.
A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911.
The blonde told the operator, “My neighbor’s house is on fire!”
The operator asked, “Where are you?”
The blonde answered, “At my house.”
The operator replied, “No, I’m asking how do we get there?”
The blonde said, “In a firetruck, duh!”
