A blonde couple went to adopt a child.
Assistant: How can I help you
Couple: We want to adopt a baby
Assistant: Come and take a look. Couple: Ooohhh this Chinese baby is cute but will come to get it later
Assistant: why not now?
Couple: First we’ll have to learn how to speak Chinese.
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three blondes were driving through the desert when their car broke down
There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they cross the desert, their car breaks down.
They don’t have a phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest town several miles away. Each of them decides to do one thing to make the trip better
The first blonde takes the radio and says, “If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music.”
The second blonde decides to take a wheel, “In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled.”
The third blonde takes the car door, “In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!”
