A blonde was shopping at Target & came across a shiny silver Thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took it to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, ‘Why, that’s a thermos…..
It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold.’
‘Wow, said the blonde, ‘that’s amazing….I’m going to buy it!’
So she Bought the thermos & took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk.
‘What’s that,’ he asked?
‘Why, that’s a thermos….. It keeps hot things hot & cold things
Cold,’ she replied..
Her boss inquired, ‘What do you have in it?’
The blond replied…..
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‘Two popsicles & some coffee.’
Little Kelly failed her math test.
Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”
Daughter: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.”
Father: “So?”
Daughter: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8
And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8…
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If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”
