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A blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh a baby

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

The clerk explained the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant’s weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.

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“That won’t work,” countered the woman. “I’m not the mother, I’m the aunt.”

Little Mary came back home after school and said

Little Mary came back home after school and said,

“Mommy, today during the school break Johnny kissed me on my lips!”

The mother asked indignantly but in surprise,

“And how did this happen?”

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“It was not easy, but three of my classmates helped me to hold him firm.”

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