A blonde asked someone what time it was,
and they told her it was 4:45.
The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face, replied,
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“You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”
A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights.
A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights.
I showed her our top brand, but, wanting to make sure each bulb worked, she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in.
I did, and each one lit up.
“Great,” she said.
I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box.
But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed.
“I don’t want this box,” she said abruptly. “It’s been opened.”
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