A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news.
A man threatened to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50.
The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.”
But the blonde insisted saying, “No. A bet’s a bet.”
Then the redhead said, “Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump again!”
LOL!!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead on an island.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discovering a magic lamp.
They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.”
The brunette says, “I’ve been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home.”
POOF!
The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the redhead says, “I’ve been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too.”
POOF!
The redhead gets her to wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, “My dear, what’s the matter?”
The blonde whimpers, “I wish my friends were still here.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
