At the end of the spring of a year, a blonde was trying out her new boat.
She was unable to drive her boat, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.
After trying to make it work properly for over three days, she decided to seek help.
She put the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone could identify her problem.
Workers found that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the top side of the new boat.
So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems.
Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air.
Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.
LOL!?!?
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A blonde pays $1,000,000 to use a stadium to prove blondes are smart
80,000 blondes gather in a football stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention.
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”
A blonde pushes her way through the crowd and takes the stage.
The leader asks her, “What is 15 plus 15?”
After 15 to 20 seconds she says, “Eighteen!”
Obviously, everyone is a bit disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start to clap: “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”
The leader says, “Now that we have made the effort to bring together 80,000 of you in one place, and we have the worldwide press and global broadcast media here, uh, I guess we can give her another chance.”
So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?”
After almost 30 seconds, she finally said, “Ninety?”
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down, and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is discouraged – the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls start screaming, waving their hands, and shouting, “Give her another chance! Give her another chance! ”
The leader, unsure of whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, “OK! OK! Just one more chance – what is 2 plus 2?”
The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute finally says, “Four?”
Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet, and scream…
“Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
