A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops – especially cops with their lights on.
After they’ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she’s seen any cops.
“Yes,” says the blonde.
“Are their lights on?”
The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, “Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.”
Two girls meet
2 girls meet:
“Me & my husband are no longer together…”
“Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job, and always cusses?”
“No, of course, I couldn’t!”
“Well he couldn’t either!”