A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking by a mall.
A policeman starts running after them, so they start running too. They come upon 3 sacks and jump into them.
The cop stops and kicks the 1st sack and the brunette says “Meow.”The cop says, “Oh, it’s only a cat.”He kicks the 2nd sack and the redhead says “Woof.
“The cop says, “Oh, it’s only a dog.”Then he comes up to the third sack and kicks it.The blonde says “Potatoes”.
And the cop says “Oh, it’s only a sack of potatoes!”Do you know why the cop didn’t catch her?
Because he was a blonde too!
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Hilarious story: a sentence that starts with an “I”
Hilarious story 1.
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the….
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
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….
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Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Hilarious story 2
Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park.
One says to the other,”Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?”
The other blonde says,”Well, duh!
Can you see California?”
