One day there were three astronauts a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead eating together.
The brunette says, “Hey guys, we were the first people in outer space we should be proud of that,” and they said, “Yeah, yeah we are.”
They then start to eat again when the redhead says, “Hey guys, we were the first ones on the moon we should be proud of that too.”
They say, “Yeah, yeah we are.”
The blonde starts thinking and about one hour later she says, “You guys, you know how we were the first ones in outer space and the first ones on the moon?”
They say, “Yeah, so?”
“Well,” the blonde says, “we should be the first ones on the sun too.”
The redhead says, “You crazy blonde if we got within a 100-mile radius of the sun we would burn up and die.”
The blonde replies, “You are crazy, we wouldn’t go during the day. We would go at night.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news.
A man threatened to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50.
The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.”
But the blonde insisted saying, “No. A bet’s a bet.”
Then the redhead said, “Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump again!”
LOL!!
