A Redhead man, a Bald Man, and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff.
The Redhead said, “You know, it’s the same sandwich my wife makes for me every day. I’m so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off this cliff.”
The Bald man said, “Right there with you, my friend. If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.”
The Blond man said, “With you guys, if I have ham tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.”
The next day, the Redhead man had cheese, the Bald man had a jam, and the Blonde man had ham.
So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Redhead man and the bald man said, “Why didn’t they just TELL us they didn’t like their sandwiches?”
The Blond’s wife said in tears, “I don’t understand it… He made his own sandwiches!”
LOL!!
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A blonde walks by a travel agency.
A blonde walks past a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, “Cruise Special – $99!”
She walks in, puts her money on the counter, and says, “I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.”
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blonde walks by a few minutes later sees the sign, walks in, puts her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special.
She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Drifting into the stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde.
They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, “Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?”
The second blonde replies, ” They didn’t last year.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
