A blond and a redhead enter an elevator being held for them by a courteous gentleman in a dark business suit.
while thanking him for his kind act, they both notice that the man has flakes on his shoulders.
The redhead whispers to the blond…’He looks like he could use some head and shoulders’
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The blond looks at her friend and replies with a look of bewilderment…‘Yes, but how do you give shoulders?’
A man walks into a barbershop and says
A man walks into a barbershop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoeshine.”
The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a gorgeous woman kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, “Hi there. You know, would you like to spend time with me in a nice place.”
She replies, “My husband wouldn’t like that.”
The man says, “Tell him you’re working overtime, I’ll give you more money”
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She says, “You tell him. He’s the one shaving you.”
