A 70-year-old woman decided to stay at an expensive hotel for her birthday.
The next morning, she was appalled when the desk clerk gave her a bill for $250.00. She wanted to know why the charge was too high.
“It’s a nice hotel, but the rooms certainly aren’t worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay! I didn’t even have breakfast,” she told the clerk.
The clerk clarified that $250.00 is the standard price. At that point, the older lady insisted on talking with the manager.
The manager introduced himself and explained that the hotel “has an Olympic-size swimming pool and a huge conference center which are available for use.”
“But I didn’t use them,” the old woman said.
“Well, they’re there and you could have,” he replied.
The manager proceeded with that she could likewise have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous.
“We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here,” he said.
“But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” she said.
The manager replied, “Well, we have them and you could have.”
Regardless of what facility he recommended, the older lady would just answer, “But I didn’t use it!”
The manager then replied with his standard reaction. After arguing with him for several minutes, she decided to pay.
The manager was shocked when she handed him the check. “But ma’am, this check is only $50.00,” he said.
“That’s right. I charged you $200.00 for s-l.e.e.p.i.n.g with me,” replied the old lady.
“But I didn’t!” the manager shouted.
“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have,” the old woman replied.
Don’t mess with Senior Citizens, they spent a lifetime learning the skills… !!!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A 75-year-old woman sat at the bar in Rusty Anchor’s Tavern, waiting for her husband.
A 75-year-old woman sat at the bar in Rusty Anchor’s Tavern, waiting for her husband.
As she sipped her wine, a strikingly handsome man walked in, radiating confidence.
He took a seat a few stools down, and she couldn’t help but notice how attractive he was—so much so that she found herself staring.
After a moment, the man caught her eye. With a charming smile, he stood and approached her.
Before she could apologize for staring, he leaned in and, with a smooth, velvety voice, said, “I’ll do anything you want—anything you can imagine, no matter how wild or unusual. I’ll make it happen. All I ask is $50 in cash. And there’s one more condition.”
Still in shock, she managed to ask, “What’s the condition?”
He smiled knowingly and leaned closer. “You have to tell me what you want in just three words.”
The woman paused, her mind racing. Then, with a calm expression, she reached into her purse, pulled out $50, and placed it in his hand.
Looking him straight in the eye with a sly grin, she slowly said, “Mow my lawn.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
