A group of 40-year-old buddies discusses where they should meet for dinner.
Finally, it is agreed upon that they should meet at the White Spot restaurant because the waitresses there have low-cut blouses and nice breasts.
10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again discusses where they should meet. Finally, it is agreed that they should meet at the White Spot because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good as well.
10 years later, at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally, it is agreed that they should meet at the White Spot because they can eat there in peace, and the restaurant is smoke-free.
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again discusses where they should meet. Finally, it is agreed that they should meet at the White Spot because the restaurant is wheelchair accessible and they even have an elevator.
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again discusses where they should meet. Finally, it is agreed that they should meet at the White Spot restaurant because that would be a great idea, as they have never been there before.
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
“Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
“Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,” she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ……… and stay for breakfast. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
“You know,” he said, “you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”.
“No,” she replies, “You just happened to catch my eye.”
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A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.
All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly beautiful waitress came to his table. “What would you like, sir?”
He looks at the menu and then looks at her, then answers, “A quickie.” The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure, she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?”
Again, the man looks at her and answers, “A quickie, please.” This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers… “Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘Quiche.'”
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An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth.
He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said, “May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college.”
A young man opened the door and let him in.
The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything.
He said, “The same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And the same old bed.”
When examining it he found a young girl under the bed.
The young man got alarmed and said, “Don’t mistake me. She is my cousin. She dropped her ear ring and is searching for it.”
The old man said, “And the same old story…”
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The son of a Saudi mogul goes to study in Europe.
One night, the phone rings at the house of his parents.
Dad: ‘How’s your life going, son?’
Son: ‘It’s going well, dad.’
Dad: ‘Is something wrong? You don’t sound happy.’
Son: ‘No Dad, everything’s fine. Berlin is wonderful, the people are nice and I really like it here.’
Dad: ‘Son, tell me the truth. I know something’s not right.’
Son: ‘Well dad, to be honest, I am a bit ashamed to drive to my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.’
Dad: ‘My dear son, why didn’t you say so earlier? I will send you more funds this instant. Please stop embarrassing us and go and get yourself a train too.’
