A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
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A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on.
He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and pushing the boots, she just didn’t want to go on. By the time she’d got the second boot on, she’d worked up a sweat.
That’s when the little boy said, ‘Mrs. Smith, they’re on the wrong feet.’
She looked, and sure enough, they were.
It wasn’t any easier getting them back off and re-put upon the correct feet. That’s when the little boy said, ‘These aren’t my boots. They’re my brother’s. My mom made me wear them.’
She bit her tongue and managed to keep her cool. But she mustered up the courage one more time to wrestle those boots on his feet again. ‘Now,’ she said, ‘Where are your mittens?’
‘I stuffed them in the toes of my boots.’
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Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word sugar.
Pupil: I drank tea this morning.
Teacher: Where is the word sugar.
Pupil: It is already in the tea…!!!
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TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
TEACHER: Class, what is photosynthesis?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
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TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you…
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TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don’t call them, they come on their own…
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TEACHER: Name the nation, people hate most.
Student: Exami-nation…
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TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home…
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TEACHER: One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense…
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1.
TEACHER: Maria, please go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct, well class, who discovered America?
CLASS: “Maria!”
2.
TEACHER: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
JOHN: “You told me to do it without using tables.
3.
TEACHER: “Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?”
GLENN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”
TEACHER: “I’m sorry, that’s wrong.”
GLENN: It might be wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.”
4.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula of water?
DONALD: “H I J K L M N O”
TEACHER: “What are you talking about?”
DONALD: “Yesterday you said it was H to O.
5.
TEACHER: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”
WINNIE: “Me!”
6.
TEACHER: “Glen, why do you always get so dirty?”
GLEN: “Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.”
7.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence that starts with “I.”
MILLIE: I is.
TEACHER: No, Millie. Always say, “I am”.
MILLIE: Okay. “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
8.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but he also admitted it too. Do you know, Louie, why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
9.
TEACHER: “Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?”
SIMON: “No sir, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.”
10.
TEACHER: “Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay?”
CLYDE: “No, sir. It’s the same dog.”
11.
TEACHER: “Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
HAROLD: “A teacher?”
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
