The Grandmother was looking at a picture her six-year-old granddaughter had drawn of a fat cat.
She asked the granddaughter what kind it was.
She looked up and said that it was a cat that was going to have kittens. “See, I’ll show you.”
Carefully, she outlined in pencil four very small kittens inside the cat’s body.
The grandmother then asked: “Do you know how they got there?”
Looking at her seriously, she said: “Of course, I know. I drew them.”
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A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.
The psychic’s eyelids begin to flutter, her voice warbles, her hands float up above the table, and she begins to moan.
Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, “Granddaughter? Are you there?”
The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds, “Grandmother? Is that you?”
“Yes, granddaughter, it’s me!”
“It’s really, really you, grandmother?” the woman repeats.
“Yes, it’s really me, granddaughter!”
The woman looks puzzled, “You’re sure it’s you, grandmother?”
“Yes, granddaughter, I’m sure it’s me!”
The woman pauses for a moment, “Grandmother, I have just one question for you!”
“Anything, my child!”
“Grandmother, you’re Italian! When did you learn to speak English?”
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Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies.
Little Annie is now silent for a while.
“You understand it now?” Mum asks.
“Yes,” replies her daughter.
“Do you still have any questions?”
“Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?”
“In exactly the same way as with babies.”
“Wow!” the girl exclaims. “My daddy can do ANYTHING!”
